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## In this conversation

| Name | Role | Posts |
| --- | --- | --- |
| Sinko | knight | 1 |
| Morpheus | dark pawn | 1 |
| Aidan | site administrator | 1 |
| Hatsumi | pawn | 1 |

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### Sinko — Sat May 22, 2004 8:52 pm

From Morda's perspective.

 Checkpoint\
 \[ Exits: north south \]\
 The hacked up, bloody corpse of the daemon guard is lying here.\
 A horse stands here, flicking its tail.\
 Flee (invisible) is sleeping here.

 434H 270M 218V >\
 A horse arrives from the north.

 434H 270M 218V > steal green flee\
 You unequip a green and black shield and steal it.

 434H 270M 218V >\
 Suddenly, Flee croaks before your very eyes!\
 Your blood freezes as you hear Flee's death cry.\
 Flee stops following Cassius.\
 A horse leaves south.

 434H 270M 216V > pat horse\
 You pat a horse on its head.

### Morpheus — Sat May 22, 2004 9:13 pm

dick! \[Razz\]

*boxing*

### Aidan — Sun May 23, 2004 12:01 am

man, that was evil

*I did it like this*\
*I did it like that*\
*I did it with a wiffle ball bat*

### Hatsumi — Sun May 23, 2004 3:10 pm

the funny part is that he wasn't even trying to steal the shield..\[Razz\]\
 what a bad thief. tries to steal and kills the subject. just stick to pk'ing would ya.

*The irony of all existance is that good would be totally impotent without the contrast of evil.*