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title: "The BG"
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## In this conversation

| Name | Role | Posts |
| --- | --- | --- |
| Morpheus | dark pawn | 1 |
| Aidan | site administrator | 1 |
| Xian | pawn | 2 |
| Hyperion | Guest | 1 |

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### Morpheus — Mon Apr 19, 2004 1:26 pm

295H 350M 89V >\
 MaYuan starts following you.\
 MaYuan misses a wild punch at you.\
 MaYuan massacres you to small fragments with his hit.\
 Dozois massacres you to small fragments with his hit.\
 Dozois jumps to the aid of MaYuan!\
 Dozois massacres you to small fragments with his hit.\
 Morathi hits you extremely hard.\
 'Hey! You're the fiend that attacked me!!!', exclaims Morathi.\
 Morathi massacres you to small fragments with his hit.\
 Morathi jumps to the aid of Dozois!\
 Morathi hits you extremely hard.\
 Darklord jumps to the aid of Morathi!\
 Darklord punches you extremely hard.\
 Darklord throws a haymaker at you which whistles by your ear!\
 Darklord punches you extremely hard.\
 Darklord massacres you to small fragments with his punch.\
 You wimp out, and attempt to flee!\
 You attempt to flee but cannot!\
 Morathi hits you extremely hard.\
 You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!\
 You wimp out, and attempt to flee!\
 You attempt to flee but cannot!\
 Morathi hits you extremely hard.\
 You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!\
 You wimp out, and attempt to flee!\
 You attempt to flee but cannot!\
 Dozois massacres you to small fragments with his hit.\
 You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!\
 You wimp out, and attempt to flee!\
 You attempt to flee but cannot!\
 Dozois hits you extremely hard.\
 You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!\
 You wimp out, and attempt to flee!\
 You attempt to flee but cannot!\
 Dozois massacres you to small fragments with his hit.\
 You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!\
 You wimp out, and attempt to flee!\
 You attempt to flee but cannot!\
 MaYuan stops following you.\
 You pierce MaYuan hard.\
 You pierce MaYuan very hard.\
 MaYuan massacres you to small fragments with his hit.\
 You're stunned, but will probably regain consciousness again.\
 MaYuan punches your head with a blow that crushes your skull!\
 You are dead! Sorry...

 Welcome to Dark Pawns!\
 0) Exit from Dark Pawns.\
 1) Enter the game.\
 2) Enter description.\
 3) Read the background story.\
 4) Change password.\
 5) Delete this character.

 Make your choice

 hahahahah

*boxing*

### Aidan — Mon Apr 19, 2004 2:27 pm

### Xian — Mon Apr 19, 2004 5:09 pm

heh happens to me when there is only 1 mob in room--hardcase and ozy like to walk in and immediately attack right after my stab on mob #1

*...and then the leprechaun came and told me to burn things...*

### Xian — Wed Apr 21, 2004 3:55 pm

...or just take it up the ass like a man.

*...and then the leprechaun came and told me to burn things...*

### Hyperion — Thu Apr 22, 2004 4:37 pm

*Post subject: BG*

::looks at his ass:: Everytime you lead those mobs out they pound my ass ::pouty face:: lol j/k